no such thing as suprise butt sex... you always know when it's coming

yeah i mean it's not like there is a man with a full on boner running around penetrating jeans/pants of any kind, u will have to take ur pants off get the lube blah blah blah. just way to much work to be a surprise

lol i concure!

ok.. im sorry but there is something called suprise butt sex. Short story time...
OK so im fukin my ex from behind and ive got my thumb in her a-hole. I pulled my c0ck out of one hole and put it right into the other. lets just say she wasnt happy. she claims she didnt see it coming so for her it was definitely .. SUPRISE! BUTTSEX!!

well children.. we learn something new everyday!

being an expert on butt sex myself... i must say that would only be a suprise if your pecker is bigger then your thumb LOL (tee hee sorry lizard we know you're a beast in the sack!)

(beast in bed...) i feel the strangest need to clarify that not sure why

Wow I thought I was sick.I'm nothing compared2 the guy n the picture and uguys