Yes, for you.

This one isn't as bad as most have been lately. I laughed a little, quietly, on the inside. Really more of a chuckle, or an aknowleging snort...

No idea how I managed to insert that character into my name. Must have been my obscenely fat fingers.

And then on the third day he arises from the dead...

Then dies again

No I think he just flies up to heaven. Like superman, only hairier...

Someone obviously didn't read the whole book or they would have known that Jesus did die, but came back to life on the 3rd day. If they would have gotten to the end, they would have found where satan dies and Jesus wins.

After the lightsaber battle on Endor, right? I go to a very progressive church.

That's some funny sh*t Trey!! F**king A!