Firsties!

Also I think I puked a little in my mouth.

this would be a great "what has been seen can not be unseen" poster. i for one feel like stabbing myself in the throat with a pen after seeing this to put myself out of my misery.

this is the future... just like that movie junior!

I don't find it disgusting I just don't find it funny

That's not a beer belly, it's a protective cover for his six pack abs...

captcha: enjoy vitati: well i guess I will

Wonder what his balls look like? DING!

@Teabagger- They're probably a completely ordinary pair of balls except for the fact that they are attached to a vagina.

Ninth!!!!