First.

Just to give G some competition.

Like he really cares.

I look forward to your competition

This is going to start feeling like the old Fakeposters again

holysh-t, I just looked that up and found out it's real product :I

Another fine Dick Smith product.

it's anal proof too

No it's not, I would know

Saying it's anal proof isnt even creative...

Ninth!!!!

I don't think that your name is creative

Never said it was creative.
Non-creative trolls are just sad though...

duh lawligator DUH! you should change your little name to judgment troll - he who sits in judgement of other trolls

That name is already taken you sissy.

that's very creative.