First!

That's right, a new guy! (for what little it actually matters).

First

Too many skanky women with fake boobs on this site and not enough studs

godd-mmit! A Dog posted at the exact same time i did but was nano-seconds faster than me so now not only am i not first, i look retarded for saying first when im really second :(

You aren't new, I remember you, I remember everyone...

the blonde chick looks like she's struggling to walk without tipping over. it looks like the plastic surgeon got carried away with those things.

You know why Dolly Parton's feet are so small?

Nothing grows well in the shade.

^ haha i like that

Let's see how long it takes Seriously? to post. I bet he's lurking on here all day just waiting for it...

Ninth!!!

Damn it! Gerald has seen through my lie! But I've been away for long enough that I might seem new to some of you folks.

I will never forgive you from stealing first from me, A Dog. Hence forth u are my arch enemy on this site and be prepared to be trolled!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know testicles could use computers, or have enemies

I've been visiting this site for a while now and can honestly say that i laugh more by reading the comments than looking at the pictures!

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