watch your nuts santa, they'll be grabbin them

fact 1: Santa does not have any use for airports so why would he need to have a TSA patdown?

fact 2: Santa is evil.

fact 3: Santa has nothing to do with the birth of Jesus Christ and so Satan invented Santa to distract people from doing what's right and instead being greedy and only wanting toys and what not.

fact 4: I will have haters commenting on this by christmas because they feel they need to even though they secretly have no life and therefore find closure in trying to hurt other people.

fact 5: Atleast one of those haters will not be a mis-informed 10 year old who thinks he is a badass.

fact 6: Yes I went there you 10 year old internet trolls.

wow. none of these are facts...
you wasted our time as well as your own. go kill yourself.

well.. unless santa was carrying some coke and material used for building or a built bomb christmas is still on!

@Facts:
You don't go to westboro baptist church do you? R-tard....LOL

I dont know man. When I imagine Santa, he's never wearing a green vest. It's gotta be all red all day, so that's obviously not Santa

@lawligator well.. obviously thats his traveling clothes.

@adept and @lizard man. first lizard man re read fact 4 and adept no i dont go to westboro n idc to know why u bring that up but WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A FAT MAN BREAKING INTO HOUSES HAS TO DO WITH CHRIST'S BIRTH?! oh and also @lizard man re read fact 1 bc i said SANTA DOESNT NEED TO USE AIRPORTS BC HE CAN FLY AROUND THE WORLD IN 1 DAY AND FRANKLY NO AIRPORT IS THAT EFFICIENT IN THIS WORLD

@facts

Santa has everything to do with baby jesus...both are fictional characters that have lots of believers when people are young but eventualy you realize it's just silly to believe in it anymore.

you were never raised to go to church when you were younger so you have no need for it now.. and instead of giving it a chance.. since we do all eventually die, u just deny it and hope it isnt true

@Facts: You just sound like one of those losers thats all. Also you might want to look into when Jesus was really born. The chruch messing with other faiths to convert peeps. LMAO. I hope you know this is all in fun.

@adept Yeah jesus was never really born lol kcufing hoax religion.

santa is gay, he got his dick stuck in my chimney last year

I always imagined Santa to have a bright vest that says "I'm formal but here to party" cuz hey who doesnt like to party?