Who let her out of the kitchen?

i need a cock meat sandwich

I need this chick to sit on my face.

You need a cock, meatplow

DUH!!!! my name is GERALD!!!!!

How did I become the bad guy here?

Because you spurned my sexual advances. Wait... that's not right... oh yeah... because you're a douche.

Because your a freakin Nazi Gerald, So now open your mouth and Quantum will be inserting your appendix down your throat.

Ninth!!!

No, I'll feed him his gall bladder.

And while you guys are fighting, I will take the lady and show her what an American newspaper looks like, well, the morning edition after I show her a couple of other things the night before.

Like how to make balloon animals?

sbrady22 you idiot!
sonali'm gunna show her i sure will, hey picture of hot lady let me show you something it's a newspaper from that america place DUH!

It's actually a British (or Canadian... if you count that as a country) paper. It says "labour board".

meatplow, sorry, Trolltron corrected you before I could. Stupid "job" thing interferes with being able to respond to things quickly. Hope you both are having a great day.

Yeah I think Trolltron is right (for once) that looks like a British paper

what newspaper? i was busy looking at her ass wishing she was a man.